OFFA

(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.

"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"

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Leg-Crime

Exposing too much of ones legs in public, when they are too unatractive to be shown off, and are offensive to look at.

Can be aplied to anything (beard-crime, stomach-crime, boob-crime etc)

"Check out the leg-crime on that fat chick!"

or simply

"leg-crime!"

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