fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

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placentabation

when a woman gives birth over a mans face and he then jizzes over the placenta and eats it (eating the baby is optional :D )

Pete & Matt: Hey joey! We heard daniella gave birth last week?Joey: Yeah she did! I even performed placentabation! Don't worry i didn't eat the kid :DPete & Matt: DUDE! you've fucked this kid up =/(joking joey! love ya really dude xD

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