speef

Collective noun for cows launched into space, to orbit in cow-size hamster balls.

After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.

As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.

Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.

Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.

Holy christ on a bicycle, Zorgoff! I could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!

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wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.

"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"

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gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

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gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'mate' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

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