Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.

Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!

Nastivag

A nasty vagina. Often smelling of tunafish or death.

Man, I was fucking this chick last night, her feef was stanky. She had a nastivag.

Crabatat

It's similar to a habitat, but applies to the organisms that live within crabs. Hence a crabatat.

Also can be used as an insult; because who wants to be called the inside of a crab?

That crabatat was steaming with life!

Hey bro, don't be such a crabatat.

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Red Hairing

When a ginger's pubic hair gets caught in the braces of someone who's sucking their dick.

Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!

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Robotting

When someone's voice becomes incredibly distorted or glitchy over an internet videocall platform due to a poor internet connection. Similar to someone "breaking up" over the phone. This often happens over audio-centric communication platforms such as Discord, or in video game chat in general.

In a CSGO Game
Player 1 (with bad internet): Rotating now. I̴͍͈̙̲͉͍͇͖̔̄͗̈́̃̽͐̈́͂̈́̐͘͝'̵̣̭̎̓͊̔̇̔̈́̕͘͝ͅm̶̩͕̳̐̑̒̎̍̈́͛́̋̔̅͛́ ̶̛̰̻̥͓̭͈͙̳͚͚̞̦̱̬̣̃̌̃̈́̌̓̒̿̏̆̇̿̿͠h ̢͚̯̪͔̾̈͗̒̀̆̾̉̂̓̔̄͝e̶̡͇̞̬͓̔̅̄̀̒́̿̀͘a ̲̟̟̝̩̝͓͎̙͓̗͍͑͑͊͝ͅḑ̴͙̥̙̭̖̦̜̔͊͑͜͠͠i ̨̧͔͍̖̞̰̮̦̇̈́͊̐̌͒͌̚̚̕ņ̶̳̞̥͔̪͙̰̬̮̲͉̞͓͋̄͗g ̧̮͍̼͓̐̀̈́̌̅̃̅̄̎͐̀͘ ̵͔͙͐͂̀̋̈́͆̀̊̐͑̓͂̓̆̂t ̨͔͔͔͇̀́̕͝ơ̵̻̩̯͎̺͓͙̘̽̅̈́̀̽͊̍̈̈́̿̿͋͜͝ͅ ̶̧̝̟͖̠̝̖̥̱͐̀͑̿͒̀̚͜ͅp̶̖͉͖̘͋̍̀̅̇̈́̔̿̾̈́͗̎̈́͋l ̛̪͍̻̣̓̀̽̊̐͋̊͝a ̡̬͉̅̈́̋n̵̛̝̞̱̂̆̊̈́̾͆͆͆͊̓͌̕t ̨̛͍͖̈́̓̔́̑͑̊̕̚ͅ ̛͓̮̯̽̇̊̅͆̉͆͆͛̎̕͠ō̴̹̝͔̺̟͍̣͚̦̼̩n̴͈̺̪̤͓̬̻̞̰̫͂͌͊ͅ ̟͚̳̬̭̯̫͓̤̪̎̍̃͊͊̔̔̐̀̇̑̎͜B ̡̡͙̥̳̤͉͕͚͇̥̥̇̉̍͋̋̉̄͊̅̈́͗̾̕͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̦̦̯͕̺͇̠͗͜͝s ̡͉̖̘̱̤̱̫͇̤͕̙͎͛̓͋̄̎̅͒̕͜i ̹̔̾̾̔̿̄̅̈́͋̉͑̔̌̚̕͜ţ̶̤͔̜͍̈́͒̈̽̓̐̌̔̎͂̃͋e ̦̫̲͊̄͑͆̈́̉͌͆̕̚,̴̛̛̩̯̂̃̑̿͛̾̃̑̃̿̓̏͘ͅ ̛̞̭̪̬̈́͐̀͆̊̈ͅs̴̺̖̹̜̦͚͔̱͈̟̠̳̄̏̅̊̐̅̑̄̀̅̕͜ͅo̶̪̭̒͊̏͌̈́͑́͊̈́̈́m̴͕̱͛̿è̴̡̡̡̺͈͎̜̠̞͎̀̈̓̒̊̕͝͝͝ͅo̶̘̩̲̤͐̈́́̒̍̒̓̏͆͐͗̇̽͠n ̢̛̉̃͆͋͜͠e̵̞̩̱̰͕̤̩͂̏̀͐̊̃͘̚- ̧̮̤̟̤͖͙̩͇̗̭̠̺̋͐̀̋̋͝ͅ- ̻͎̹̲̙̳̤̭͂͝ơ̴̢̨͚͙̩͖̜̋̏̀̎͆n ̨̢̢̡̼̞̹͕̮̝̜͙̣̈͊̄̆͘͜ͅ-̵̦̾̑́̅͘̕͜͝- ̛̛̞̖̮̥̭̫͙̞́̏̓̃̿̚͝t ̧̘͋̒̂͋̄w ̨̨̱̘̯͚̜̬̥̗̲͋̔͋o̵̢̙͉͕̫͕̰̟̠̙̳̗̹͂̑̾̈́̓͗͒̅̾̓̀̚̕̚̕ ̴̡͖̥̩̩͙͓͇̃͐́͐́͊̑̏͆̇̚̚͘͝͝ͅṕ̵̧̢̛͚̠͕̩͕̀̆͆̋̏̅͋͠e ̨̻̲͛͗̋̓̄̉̍̈̓̒͠o ͔͈̾̄̇̈͝p ̢̦̭̠͔̪͈͔͕̫͇̰̂̄̐͂̍̀̿̍̌͝ļ̵̧̻͓̼̠̣̰̫̯̱͍̠̩̉̾͘͝e̶̛̛̻͖͚͔̤̽̍́̾̑̋̄̾̈́͗̅̍-̴̛̳̤̗̫̟̣̣̹̬̰̙̱̝̫̱͐̋̀-̶̛͈̰̖̙͉̻̼́͌̾͒̉̀͝b ̨͍͈̞͉͔͎͐̋́̏́̉̏̓̀̈̏̌̆͝e̶̢̖̹̬͎̠̘̱̭̖̪̅͋́̌̐̾͋̽̅ͅf̵̡̛͓̦̘̗͌̆͌̈͒o ̻̺̩̂̓̊͂̍̄̈́͂̀̓r ̜̜̈́̾̉̀͗̈́̆͗̐̽̓è̶̛̳͎̳̜̹̳̹̻̥̠̀͐͂͂̐̈́̃̈́́͐͝ ̵̨̺̙̘̘̫͖̹̼̳̱̅̑́̓̂͋̿̎̽̏̈́̆͝͝Î̵̧̦̳̼̪͕̠̻͎̓̓̑̚-̶̠͚̹͚̍-̶̢͙͈̙̠̤̳͋͊̉̍̑͐̑̀̈́̊͘͘͝t̴̨̰͒̔̋̒̚ḧ̴̡̢̧̢̠̼̻̮̗̝̟̽̋̂̈́̈ȩ̴̯̜͚̱͚͕̯̦̻͎̑͐̊͒̆̚͘͝ͅͅn ̻̫̂͒͌́͐̕. ̼̲̖͉̜͑̋̓̌̾̐̓͑̚͝

Player 2: Uhm... you're robotting pretty hard dude. I can't understand you.

Hair Straightener

When pubic hair is caught in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis; usually in a painful way. Almost always accidental.

Dude, I got a gnarly Hair Straightener last night!

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