face diaper

another name for the popular yet negligibly useful mask worn during the COVID-19 pandemic including homemade cloth and even crocheted versions.

I'm not wearing one of these pointless face diapers any longer. I don't have COVID and it would blow right through anyway.

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WWFYOYD

What Would Fifteen Year Old You Do?

This is a litmus test for later in life activities. People rarely talk about the wisdom of youth, but periodically as an adult you need to check yourself against the wisdom of your youth.

If you are about to suck someone off for crack, ask WWFYOYD.

If you are about to marry a serial killer currently serving time, WWFYOYD?

If you are about to dress up like a puppy and get petted while you whimper as a 40 year old adult, WWFYOYD?

I was considering letting this chick strap on and have her way with me. I mean, she seems convincing. WWFYOYD?

factuate

To determine or authenticate as fact.

Whether or not someone is stupid is not something that you can factuate.

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