Delifuck

When you're fucking a girl up the ass, but for lube you use mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, or any other deli condiment.

"Dude, I was in the back of a Subway and I was about to fuck this girl up the ass, but I didn't have any lube so I just did a Delifuck."

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Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.

"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."

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