Big trouble

An empty masculine platitude meaning nothing at all.

J: If I don't get laid by the end of the year there's gonna be big trouble!"

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cock whip

To belt a woman's face with your erect dick.

That chick's just asking for a cock whipping!

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bleeew job

The opening to a threatening phone call.

Lupton: "Hello, Michael speaking"
Prav/Ho: "Bleeew job!"

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bathtime

Bengali for orgy.

Sagnik, Myork, bathtime!

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schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

neeeigh blurgh!

The sound Breeze makes when he's sucking off a horse and it shoots a load of cum into his eager mouth.

Breeze: "Oh yer, u like that horsey!"
Horse: "Neeeigh"
Breeze: "Blurgh"

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buffalo

an awesome city

that loser fuckrap lives in a shack down by the river, he doesnt live anywhere near a city or Buffalo for that matter

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