Straycation

A vacation taken by a person with the intention to be unfaithful to their mate.

Dude, my girlfriend just doesn't put out anymore. I can't take it. I'm going on a 3-day straycation to Montreal.

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Infillion

Infinity that you can count.

Wow there are so many berries here. Like a hundred...or maybe infillion.