Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.

"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"

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