Reagan

The most socially awkward person America has yet to see. A somewhat blonde teenager that eats like a carnivore, dances like a ballerina with impulse control disorders, and sings with the ability to either charm you like a dove or ward off predators. Likes to share stories of her borderline schizophrenic dreams. Can wheeze and honk-laugh like the most talented Goose in Canada. Has an appreciation for every genre of music, likes to play the piano and guitar, and has ridiculously high standards in guys...but most guys wouldn't like her anyway. And if they already do, they don't tell her. But when she gets a crush it's normally not mutual. Absolutely sucks at math but likes to contemplate deep, philosophical ideas. Her head is filled with curiosity. She makes up for her math ineptitude and general disorganization by being a blast to spend time with (or maybe that is just her delusion). Is creative, optimistic, and imaginative, and considers everyone a friend-even if they do not know it. Is constantly making herself laugh by blurting out random noises, words, phrases, or just flat out having a spontaneous meltdown. Has insecurities, but will happily do anything embarrassing in public to make others laugh. A boomer. Weird things happen to her that don't happen to other people, and she is notoriously accident-prone. Zones out in the middle of conversations but then comes back again with irrelevant comments. Likes everybody and continuously erases any future she may have for herself.

"Who is that psychopath screaming in the corner?"
"Oh that's Reagan...she's different."

"That girl is cute! Oh, nevermind...it's just Reagan."

"Did you hear Reagan broke up with her boyfriend?"
"Reagan had a boyfriend?"
"Oh wait that was Meghan..."
"That makes more sense."

"Hey want to hang out with Reagan?"
"I guess so, we don't have any other options..."

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