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Work The Curb

To work as a prostitute/hooker, since most prostitutes usually can be found standing on a curb waiting to be picked up.

Person 1:It's only 8:00pm why are you leaving?
Person 2:I work the curb now, and I'm supposed to be meeting with a few other curb workers to chat.

by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 24, 2018


Speak Into Existence

To hypothesize a situation so much, that it actually happens

Person 1:I bet the red team is gonna win this one.
Person 2: Don't speak into existence! The red team does nothing but win, they need to lose this one.

by wowUcantplugitinsomewhereweles February 25, 2018

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