James

There are a lot of James, but know there's a wide variety of types. While a lot are total dickheads, some are the best people you'll ever meet. These James are fantastic, are generally smart, kind and handsome and might seem too good to be true. Know that these James are very special. If you're dating or friends with one, consider yourself lucky.

"Is that new kid James a dick?"
"Nah, he's one of the good ones. He's actually really chill."
"Oh, sick!"