Sit your aspirin down

A word used by idiotic teachers who have way too much time on their hands.

Student: *Stands up* Miss can i leave to go get a dri--

Teacher: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND SIT YOUR ASPIRIN DOWN.

Student: ...fag

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tl;ra

Too long ; Read anyway

Used when you think something is too long, but you read it anyway.

Person 1: Did you read the creepy pasta about Majora's mask?

Person 2: Why yes I did. It is a very good and descriptive piece of literature.

Person 3: was bored, tl;ra

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Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina

1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.

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Awesome Tees

A stupid, idiotic T-Shirt company that is advertising on www.urbandictionary.com.

Similar to Snorgtees, Bustedtees, Noisebot, etc, it has no real meaning and fails to get the joke across.

Boy: Do I look cool with my new Awesome tees T-Shirt?

Girls: LOLROFLREOFLROFLROFLROLFLOOOLOLOOLOLOLFROLOFRLFROLFROLFROLFRROFRLOROLFRORRORFOROFROFLROELEOELEOROFOLRO U SO GEY LMFAOROEOEDLMFAOEOLFAMOFLFAMOMFALMFOAMFLAFMOMRHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHLOL EWTFLOL

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and then i found 50 dollars

a phrase used to keep the conversation going after a really boring story.

person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"

...and then i found 50 dollars

person 2: nice! what did u do with it?

person 1: i spent it.

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