chicken nugget

verb, meaning to empty a backpack, turn it inside out, replace its contents, and zip it back up. The resulting backpack is a strapless pod, resembling the breaded snack that is a chicken nugget. chicken nuggeting is usually done when a friend leaves the room for a short period of time, leaving their backpack behind. It must be completed with speed and stealth.

guy 1: look, Tyler left his backpack behind.
guy 2: quick! chicken nugget it!

Lesidence

Facts or information indicating whether a girl is, in fact, a lesbian. Portmanteau of "lesbian evidence." Can be collected when examining historical figures, fictional characters, or real-life potential gay women.

1. damn, I really think that girl is gay but I can't find any lesidence.
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2. Joan of Arc was definitely a dyke, just look at all the lesidence! Short hair, lots of swords, a distrust of men....

Demisexual

Having a normal level of sexual attraction. Demisexuality is experienced by nearly every person on earth. This stupid identity definitely does not need to exist. See also: fake. Can be used as a funny insult when someone is being annoying/fake.

1. Oh my god, stop being weird! That's so Demisexual.

2. Lmao, you're so demi.

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