White asscheeks

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.

FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!

Was that really necessary?!?

The common response from a balding, middle-aged janitor with nothing to live for when faced with spilt sriracha.

Me: *spills sriracha on the counter and floor*

Virgin janitor: 😐 Was that really necessary?!?

Fagoot

Somebody that is so gay, you naturally curl up into a ball and make a silly face when they walk near you. Taking a picture of yourself making a silly face with the caption “fagoot” and sending it to an adversary is a threat of war with that gay little dick-sniffer.

Queerboy: Hey guys, whatcha doin?

Everybody else: Shit, it’s the fagoot *all curl into balls and make retarded faces*

Queerboy: WTF I’m not gay, I just like getting pegged!

5👍 2👎

Kamikaze

When you cum out of an airplane on the enemy, not afraid to impregnate your own troops.

Those goddamned Nazis just kamikazed in our pussies.

12👍 9👎

The OG Table

A festering amalgamation of toxicity, spilt milk, and good memories. Many chicken strips wasted, ice packs yeeted, lunches ruined, insults thrown, Foxes slain. Many comers-and-goers such as Rotisserie Chihuahua, Joe Mama and the Caramelizer. The OG five: wpkoski, PortedData, savitor, FoxSlayer and the Turtle Lips. Then there’s Sheriff McClain! Colonel Sanders and his weed eyes, Kermit the Frog and the Syrup stick, the whore para and her ass-phone, Brad and his religious teachings, now it’s Mr. Manney (watch out, Fox). Food fights and verbal wars were very common, almost daily at this table but goddamn, it is nostalgic asf.

Me: Bro where should we sit at lunch?
Fox: Dude let’s sit at the OG Table!

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

SameMan6

TheSameMan6 is a term loosely used for a type of Overwatch player with severe allergies consisting of stuffy noses, and sore throats causing them to sound like a squid having sex whenever they try to speak clearly.

That SameMan6 is playing Trove, what a nerd.