NiCOLE!!!

An emo, goth, Tic-tac-toe wristed, 6-foot BBC havin’ whore commonly known as Nitsua. This mysterious entity is the daughter of the horrific painting from the 2017 horror film, IT and is the subject of numerous fake pregnancies and annual dick-sucking trips to Europe. Though Nicole is rumored to be her fake name, it has become associated with her through constant usage from one of her obnoxious boyfriends, Michael.

Nitsua: *takes a break from GTA V to go to the bathroom*

Matthew: NiCOLE!!!!! NitSUA!!!!!

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Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!