putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums

maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh

ballseye

when you misspell bullseye but its okay cause its 2022 and balls are funny online cause its full of teenagers and children now

person 1: ohhh i hit that ballseye!
person 2: did you mean *bulls*eye?
child 1: OMG JHBSFDGHDFBUDFB HE SAYD WHAT??? BALLS??? LMAOAOAOAOAOA
child 2: HOLY SHIT HE SAID BALLS??? YOU CANT BE SERIOUS, THATS SO FUNNY OMG!!!
parent of the two childs: can you two shut the fuck up and eat already, let the adults play darts alone and dont ruin the barbecue for everyone else like the last 5 years
other more calm parent: cmon let them have fun, also you didnt have to say that at the end, theyre young still they dont know about misspellings and misspronounciations
distant uncle who was smoking a giant cigar 2 seconds ago: you gotta teach 'em kids yknow, dont just pass the hand behind the back like that
good friend of the two parents who also has two children and disagrees with the uncle: yknow dont give advice like that, you knnow your parents passed the hand behind you and ur trauma dumping on ur family from the times ur dad said those same words, its kinda fucked up you know, just cause it happened to you doesnt mean you should do it, be the one to make a happy family, im sure your mother tried her best didnt her? so be like her, dont act like ur dad
everyone else who agreed with the friend but is too shocked he had the courage to say it: (they are thinking he's gonna get shot cause the uncle carries a gun with him at all times)