I’m sure

An expression following someone’s statement. Usually used as sarcasm, a reaction to something funny, in a condescending manner, or scoffing.

Jessica: “Damn, this time I’m only buying the essentials. No more fucking cigarettes.”
Lena: “I’m sure! You always get some L&Ms, don’t lie.”

Lena: *posts group photo on social media*
Jessica: *comments* “I’m sure!! I look like a fat hog!”

Jessica: “I’m sure!!!” *cackles* “Look at this dumb ass fucked up at the gas station parking lot.”
Lena: “...”

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