Peeking over the horizon

Whenever a guy wakes up in his underwear with morning wood, his penis will peek over the top of his underwear and its resembles someone looking over the horizon. Of course the only type of penis to do this is one that is atleast 7 and 1/2 inches long.

Dude! I woke up and my mom saw me peeking over the horizon!

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