Anthony griffin

Longbeachgriffy’s real name

1: why do some people call longbeachgriffy Anthony griffin?

2: Because it’s his real name

Uyghur

language of a place that just has the Turkish flag but blue.

uyghur alphabet: № Letter IPA № Letter IPA
1 ئا /ɑ/ 17 ق /q/
2 ئە /ɛ/ 18 ك /k/
3 ب /b/ 19 گ /ɡ/
4 پ /p/ 20 ڭ /ŋ/
5 ت /t/ 21 ل /l/
6 ج /d͡ʒ/ 22 م /m/
7 چ /t͡ʃ/ 23 ن /n/
8 خ /χ/ 24 ھ /h/
9 د /d/ 25 ئو /o/
10 ر /r/ 26 ئۇ /u/
11 ز /z/ 27 ئۆ /ø/
12 ژ /ʒ/ 28 ئۈ /y/
13 س /s/ 29 ۋ /v/~/w/
14 ش /ʃ/ 30 ئې /e/
15 غ /ʁ/ 31 ئى /i/
16 ف /f/ 32 ي /j/

Starbucks double cheeseburger

Something that racist Starbucks employees from longbeachgriffy don’t want to serve

At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black

Get a dictionary

Something Alonzo Lerone says in his intro.

*Alonzo Lerone video starts*

Intro: Get a dictionary!

Croc’d

To get hit by a Croc slipper

“Last kid that tried to leave got croc’d running”
“ Croc’d my bros, Father Grandpa both
Grandma, you even popped Santa mm”

a cup of water

something young thug says he fucked in the gunna song pushin’ p

“i just fucked a cup of water”

I’m going home

phrase by longbeachgriffy

Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!