Youtube Pee

something that is supposed to be the opposite of youtube poop but somehow doesn’t exist

If there is YouTube Poop, why isn’t there YouTube Pee?

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

MessYourself

Messyourself is a British-Indian YouTuber who is known for his reaction videos and gaming videos. People say he was the best in the mid 2010s. However, he has not posted a video since April 2022, so all I do is watch the videos he made before that. My favorite messyourself videos are probably the what would you do ones, the would you rather ones, and the what could go wrong ones. He has a tendency of saying the British curse word “bloody” equivalent to “damn/fuxking” which has caused me to be an addict to the word. He also has other channels which are SpookyWooky (scary stories/games channel) MessYourself Gaming (self explanatory) MessYourself Animations (same as last one) British Brandon (vlog channel) and I forgot to mention that he now has a girlfriend which I have seen in his there are 2 types of people in this world video and in the struggles only girls understand video.

MessYourself when encountering a religious question in a Would You Rather video: Now do I wanna do a section on religion?/Is this a religious question? I think it is! *puts a 🚫 on him with a cancel sound effect*

Other quotes:
Would you rather suck 1 titty (watermelon) or suck 2 titties? (2 watermelons)? (At the beginning of his first WYR video)

BANANA-

Does it look like I wanna die? *screen turns black and white* Yes it does.

Hello everyone, how is everyone doing? It is messyourself here and today, we are gonna be…..

What the shit?

Buh-bye.

Sorbay

how Americans pronounce sorbet

From andy the sk:
“Do you know him?”
“Nooo”
“Could i try some… strawberry sorbay?”

Freaking Funny Friday

A day by Dangmattsmith in which a girl has to get that outta here, and where he sees funny test answers and videos.

Intro be like: Freaking Funny Fridays, girl, you better get that outta yee!

inchoate

A word some dude from the daily mail used.

“But it is unspeakably vile blah blah blah blah blah right get on with it, mate. Based on nothing more than hearsay, ill-informed suspicion and an inchoate sense of outrage at harm done to someone else.”

No no ice

Longbeachgriffy term of saying there is ice

“But we do have no no ice”
“What the fuck is no no ice?”
“Ice.”