Laydar

the internal function of a man's brain that registers his chances on success of getting laid. Spoiler alert, it's stuck on " I can do this" for every straight guy

Don't look now Seabass, that girl with the wooden leg ,,in her mouth, is looking at you
"I KNEW my LAYDAR was going nuts for a reason!"

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one thats having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girls vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme" Jason askes the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"

cross the moat

another variant of ATM, where the partners start out with anal sex until ejaculation, the one that's having a phallic orgasm pulls out and finishes in the girl's vagina

"hey Seabass, what's with the family-sized bucket of medicated vaginal creme," Jason asks the coolest guy in the world. SeaBass "I talked that stripper I met into letting me cross the moat, now she has a nasty infection"