4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.

10👍 11👎