Hogwart's stew

Harry Potter's testicles, Ron's ginger pubes, and Hermione's queef juice. Usually, this stew is served at the annual meetings of the Death Eaters.

Snape: Man, this Hogwart's stew is the shit. Dumbledore would have loved it if i wouldn't have killed him.

Death Eater: Whoa man that is some good Hogwart's stew. They must have added Hagrid jizz.

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