Glory

Pronunciation: 'glor-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural glories
Etymology: Elon University; Middle English glorie, from Anglo-French & Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin gloria

1 a : Natural Light, Milwaukee's Best Light (Beast), or Pabst Blue Ribbon. Cheap, cold, and plentiful.

2 a : praise, honor, or distinction extended by common man to alcoholic beverages, especially Natural Light : RENOWN b : worshipful praise, honor, and thanksgiving <giving glory to the thirsty>

"Mike you look thirsty, let's go have the glory."

(Walking into a liquor store with hands raised in the air in udder awe of the awesomeness surrounding) "Glory!!"

Usage: Having the Glory.

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