Rural Dictionary

Refers to either the vagina of an infertile woman or a vagina that does not function properly due to lack of sexual drive, physical trauma or anatomical anomaly.

1) Sally and I have tried for years to have kids, but I guess she's just got a broken taco.

2) That bitch got a broken taco and don't put out for shit.

3) After the rape, Jennifer's broken taco was never the same.

4) That asian chick I was seeing had the broken taco and I couldn't get up in it, her shit was weird as hell.

by x BILKO x September 3, 2016

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Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.

Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

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