BFE

Abbreviation for Bumfuck Egypt. Aka, out in the fucking middle of nowhere. Also known as anywhere in Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa, Minnesota, Michigan, North/South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Colorado, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Arkansas.

Friend 1: Damn, Chris's house is in the middle of BFE, innit?
Friend 2: Yup, about as convenient to get to as Kaufmann during a Chiefs game.

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