Laken

Mythology:
Laken is the Irish goddess of wisdom, beauty, grace, love, and outstanding physique. She is generally depicted as a young (looks 19, no matter what her age), insanely attractive girl with perfectly-styled, flowing red hair. Calling someone a "Laken" is considered to be a compliment of the utmost regard.



(see also: inland body of water)

When Laken walks by, men drool puddles, and then subsequently slip in those puddles and knock themselves unconscious.


"I'm just being a Laken."

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