Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer

A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law

simprovised

Simprovised (shortened "simp")
Is a person whose thoughts are so simple, that regular human is unable to understand them so he has to improvise in order to communicate with such a person.

A: U gt do it lika dat.
B: What?
A: Y r u not der...
B: Don´t talk like simprovised