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dead

when someone fucking dies

Bill: ur mom gay
Will: ur mom dead
Bill: *cries*

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021


Ong

Oh nigga god

Ong this bitch really just slapped the shit outta him

by x2cro1ssant July 23, 2021


The Dad

when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return

hey Dave I'm gonna go do the dad with my wife tonight!

by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021

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