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Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 8, 2012