Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

lap greens

The bits of weed that fall on your lap while packing a bowl or rolling ajoint/blunt. Usually added to bowls mid-rotation to "freshen up".

That bowl is almost done? Check your lap for lap greens!