Rizzi’d

When a person or group of people, generally in the music/entertainment industry, have their gig canceled at the last minute by an establishment without financial compensation, leaving aforementioned people out of work and incapable of finding other work.

Bro 1: “Bro I showed up to the club and they said ‘Sorry but we have to cancel you tonight.’”

Bro 2: “Damn Bro, did they at least pay you and honor the contract?”

Bro 1: “No, bro… they just said ‘it happens.’

Bro 2: “Bro, you got Rizzi’d”

Slater

Based on the lovable, Hispanic singlet-wearing character from 'Saved By the Bell' AC Slater, this term is commonly used during the dead heat of summer to express to someone else that the air conditioning, or 'A.C.', needs to be turned up. Referring to air conditioning using this term rather than 'A.C.' not only gets the point across about the current conditions of your house or apartment, but it also reminds you that you need to do a couple of sets of dumbbell curls while wearing abnormally tight clothing.

'Bro, it's muggy in here, I'm getting some major swamp-assage. Turn up the slater!'

'Alright, Broseph. That reminds me, after I provide this area with the necessary amount of slater, I'm going to go do some reps in my room, wanna join?'

'Sure!'

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mosh pit politicking

v. When at a crowded rock show, it is the act of using the area cleared for a mosh pit in order to maneuver your way closer to the front while simultaneously mimicking a desire to 'mosh'.

Bro 1 'Bro, I can't see the band from here, and this song is my JAM!'

Bro 2 ' Well, broseph. Why don't you use some mosh pit politicking to maneuver your way to the front of the venue so you can get a better view. You must act like you want to mosh, though. Otherwise dudes will know you're just trying get to the front, and they'll crush you!'

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