just good friends

What girls say when they really mean any of the following:
1) I just don't want to fuck you
2) You're ugly
3) I'd rather fuck him instead
4) Don't think I'm dating him, because I'm definately not.

1) Oh, John...we're just good friends. Let's not do anything we'll regret.
2) Oh, John...we're just good friends. I don't want to ruin that.
3) Oh, John...we're just good friends. No, of course I don't like Mike better...
4) Oh, that John kid? Don't worry Mike, he and I are just good friends.

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