breadcrumbing

When you follow someone (either on social media or in real life) for months, taking a deliberate interest in them and feigning interest in their every word with the hope that it will contribute to some later payoff.

I have been demurely breadcrumbing that guy on Twitter for months with the hope that he will slide into the DMs one day.

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data shaming

When someone is ridiculed for taking up an unnecessarily large portion of a shared data plan — ex. a phone family plan, a shared file system at work, etc.

Bridget was subject to data shaming at work after our boss realized she had been hoarding 9 GB of high-resolution photos in her inbox.

Frisch's lesbian

n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.

Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.

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Frisch's lesbian

n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.

Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.

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daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.