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Dude those cookies are amazing, where did you get them from?
Girl scouts dude
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Quarterback for the Washington Redskins. Was traded to the Washington Redskins on Sunday, April 4, 2010. Former eagles quarterback
Donovan McNabb was traded to the Washington Redskins
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When you take a piss about 20 minutes after you drink a coffee from Starbucks. The piss generally smells similar to the coffee that you just drank.
P1: Damn, my piss smells very similar to that Caramel Macchiato that I just drank from Starbucks.
P2: Happens to the best of us. It's called starbucks piss.
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An object that people place in front of their face in order to learn new information. Normally used by old people, however some younger people are seen placing these objects in front of their faces in order to intake new information. Also known as a text version of the internet.
Person 1: Damn my internet is down, how will I know what happens in the book "King Arthur", I can't get into spark notes!
Person 2: I think you just place it in front of your face and read it like you would a facebook status or a tweet.
Person 1: Oh, thanks dude! This is like text internet.
Person 2: Yeah man.
*Person 1 then falls asleep*
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