Hitler

When somebody is sleeping or during sex, when you stick your finger inside of your asshole, gather some shit and smear it on their upper lip to make it look like Adolf Hitler's mustache.

Guy 1: I was pounding my girlfriend and when she wasn't paying attention, I gave her a Hitler. So, I stuck my finger in my brown eye and smeared it above her fuckin' lips like lip gloss or some shit.

Guy 2: SHE FUCKIN' LOVES YOU, MAN.

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