Accordionated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time

Dave's a multi-tasker; he accordionated without crashing into the guardrail.

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Asphinxiation

Being sick to death of unanswerable puzzles or riddles

Since they don't have the crossword puzzle hot line anymore, these riddles have caused me severe asphinxiation.

full admiral

when a man rams his penis into a woman's anus so hard, his balls also enter the anus. best executed when shouting "HUZZAH!" shortly thereafter.

woman-harder! Harder!...wait...OW!!!

man-HUZZAH! The full admiral has arrived!

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Blogish

A variety of English that uses a large number of initialisms, frequently used on blogs

His note on Facebook would be better if he didn't use so many LMAO and other blogish.

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