In the Jackson

i.e. To like it in the Jackson.....to like anal sex or to like it in the ass.
An Australian use of the name. Do to the thought by conspirators that Michael Jackson was gay/ man boy love associate.

American guy in an Australian bar looking at a hot chick "dude I would totally hit that"
Australian guy "yeah mate, she likes it in the Jackson!"

commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.