Vagina

The most glorified hole in the world, and an overal overrated experience that men crave due to their primitive instincts.

this hole gives women soft power which they wouldn't have otherwise.

Jim: "i wanna be in a vagina and slide like a penguin"

dan: "Man thats all you care about you turbovirgin"

you're fine

a common reply used for the question:
"am i ugly?"
this reply usually means that youre not ugly, yet not attractive, used by people trying not to hurt your feelings.

this question usualy wouldn't even be asked if you were attractive and confident, so asking it won't get you the attention of girls you lonely fuck.

John: "am i ugly?"
Chloe: "no, you're fine" *friendzone ready to engage*

Post nut clarity

The sensation which happens after ejaculating and makes one feel very lucid and aware.

Symptoms of it are feeling regretful if you have masturbated to something very weird. This sensation makes a man lose interest in women for a short period of time and often makes one regret an upcoming date since they as said lost a sex drive for a short period of time.

It may be an evolutionary trait for males to leave a female after impregnation or mating.

Possible cause may be hormones and an immediate blood rush into the brain causing such lucidity, awareness, and regret.

I cannot think of an example of this word being used in a sentence, since normally i wouldn't talk about it. But post nut clarity is a very weird and unexplainable thing

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Hairdresser Car

A term used by insecure men who have to drive big ol' hulkin' gas guzzlin' V8 carrying ass hauling 300 horsepower testosterone infused macho mobile. while they're unhappy that a man is perfectly happy driving a soft top convertible with a 4-banger producing a whopping 80 horsepower they're perfectly happy with. A hairdresser car is usually an entry level sports car/coupe, most times a soft top roadster with not very boxy features, most times a more compact car. Examples of such are the Mazda miata/mx5, Audi TT, Bmw Z4, Or an older Porshe Boxter. Driving in such a car shouldn't be considered shameful, since it requires enormous balls.

Why do you drive a Hairdresser car? i'd never wanna be seen in one.

Because i'm not insecure about my own masculinity Greg.

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Mumble Rap

A ganre of rap sang by people who aren't able to talk understandably.
A mumble rap song *by unknown reasons* must consist of: Contain at least one sport car *preferably ferrari or Lamborghini, A rapper with dyed hair *atleast 3 unnatural colors* a decent amount of drugs *Preferably abuse of prescription drugs* and also pretty women.

Optional: Crippling depression and anxiety. Feat. Nicky minaj
Dreadlocks.

I cant understand Shit from this mumble rap nonsense. How can you listen to this shit.

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