M.K.S

Mom Keeping Score, when your mom keeps track of every thing you ever did to use against you later in life.

Mom: didn't you steal my car before.
Boy 1: that was like a decade ago mom.
Boy 2: M.K.S dude just leave it alone.

Took My Cookies

(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)

Guy #1 : Yo man where were you at all night?
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.

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