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when your boyfriend cuckqueans you but specifically by using a twink instead of you. usually ensued by him mocking you and saying that the twink is better than you are
Girl 1: One time I got tied up and duct taped into a corner while I watched my bf fuck a twink and he mocked me the entire time saying the twink's asshole was tighter than mine
Girl 2: Omg, honey, you and your bf pioneered the act of cucktwinking
The act of laying pipe, laying pipe, and laying pipe; that is to say, all three definitions of the idiom "laying pipe" (having anal sex, taking a large shit, and breaking someone's kneecaps with a pipe) are combined into one beautiful activity. This event can often be seen taking place between the inebriated, homeless, and/or crackheads of Detroit, hence the naming.
Michigan dweller 1: "Hey man you're an M and a shit guy, right?"
Michigan dweller 2: "Hell yeah!"
Michigan dweller 1: "Well I found this crackhead chick who said she'd give you The Detroit Triple Combo Special for only 40 bucks!"
Michigan dweller 2: "Damn dude, this'll be the best birthday of my life!"