Tardtanic

A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.

A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.

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Locksmith

A guy who has the "Key" or rather, the right words and persuasiveness to get in a girls "back door" aka her butt.

Pat got to 5th base with his girlfriend last night, I don't know how he does it, he truly is a locksmith.

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beverine

Best taken grey, with cremium.

"can i offer you a cup of coffee-flavored beverine?"

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Jayden

The stereotypical name of the half black son of a single white mother.

"My son Jayden, He's my world!" - Dating app profile