midwest

the absolute worst place in the us, somehow managing to surpass the mid-ness of texas, this hellhole of a place is absolutely infested with homophobes, strange patriots (the ones who spend their nonexistent money on too much america merch) and trump supporters. so wear a maid dress just to piss them off. or better yet dont come here.
(source: am from the midwest)

ITS CALLED THE MIDWEST BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT IS MID - random tiktokers being based for once

cesar torres mpreg art

art of cesar torres giving birth to gf from fnf even though cesars a guy and gf has canon parents. oh and mark is also there.

"cesar torres mpreg art" - person 1 (probably me)
"im gonna kill mysel" - person 2 (probably my friend whos not being named for pivacy reasons)
"im coming out as a mudslut" - ezekiel the alternate fucker

7👍 14👎

freecoffee787

your wifi password /j

(to actually define it, its the wifi password mentioned in the video "Whopper Whopper Commercial, Except you get doxxed" by Aethrys on youtube)

"You live at 108 East Columbia Street, Danvers, Illinois, 67132
You use Xfinity Wi-Fi
Your SSID is Home-3269-2.4
It uses WPA2 Securits
And your network password is freecoffee787
Your IP is 45.152.177.36
You go to Parkside Junior High School at 101 North Parkside Road, 61761
Any Whopper my way"

748896

this is the person who wrote the other definition so like the person who i made the inside joke with is absolutely mid and manipulated me and i would love to give u their discord name so u can go harrass them but im not allowed to since ud is boring. anyways my new user is actually my amongus name bc i still play that unironically. atleast im not mid. i made this acc to make a definition just trashtalking the midwest but i thought i might as well go back here n update yall even tho no ones reading this

67, 68, 70, 71.... 417, 418, 419, 421, 422. the funny numbers, axel, someone erased them! /ref

748896 (only added that bc ud is boring and wont let me make my definition a shitpost)

748896

IM BACK BABY!!!! IM PROBABLY GONNA MAKE A PAGE FOR A RANDOM STRING OF NUMBERS AND MAKE IT A DIARY LOL (ILL DROP THE STRING HERE ONCE I MAKE IT) ALSO IDK WHO THE HELL AXEL IS OR WTH I WAS TALKING ABT IN THE OLD DEFINITION BUT WTV- SO-

748896 (ud im gonna burn down ur hq /j)

rowan adams

ohhhhh my god hes so hot
rowan adams is the hottest fucking guy youll ever meet holy shit im creaming rn
sheesh

mmmmm daddy rowan... rowan adams😍😍😍😍