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Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum*
Brian: I'm telling.
Stewie: I said vacuum!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 8, 2020


Terrorist

An idiot moron stupid punk who acts all badass in front of a camera while he beheads a helpless civilian but would probably run away like the pussy he is if someone pointed a gun right at him. They're all the same.

The terrorist was about to blow up the building and record it on his phone to show the world how dangerous he is before a gun wielding patriot introduced a 12 gauge to his brain. Suddenly he wasn't so dangerous.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx May 15, 2023


Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 4, 2019

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Rochelle

Along with Coach, the most useless character in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rochelle wearing a Depeche Mode shirt I'll bet the bitch has never even heard one of their songs.

At the end of the campaign, Nick and Ellis have made it safely on the chopper while Coach got devoured by a smoker and Rochelle was raped by a hunter.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx November 30, 2019

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trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard

-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018

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Ohio State fans

Bunch of idiot people who get a high from their team beating up a bunch of nobodies during the regular season then cry like the little bitches they are when they get beat by a proven team. Some classic examples are: 2007 national championship game, 2008 national championship game, 2021 national championship game. You wanna be the best maybe it's not a good idea to fill up your schedule with a bunch of scrubs.

The Ohio State fans were acting all high and mighty after the buckeyes beat the local high school team but then they had to play Alabama in the national championship game and lost 84-0. They should probably start playing real competition during the regular season to toughen themselves up but you know they're too scared to.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx May 15, 2023

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