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A cult that uses a grocery store as a front for their evil deeds. This place is the literal definition of Hell. If a customer complains about you the managers will never listen to your side of the story and will walk all over you just to make the life of a single customer that much better. Seriously don't ever work here. It might be the last thing you ever do.
Cashier: Ma'am, I do apologize but this 10 cent off coupon expired five years ago.
Customer whose name is probably Karen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER THIS INSTANT!
The store manager walks over and listens to the customer screaming at the top of her lungs all over a coupon. He then forces the cashier to accept the coupon and sends him home for the rest of the day without pay. This actually happened. Publix is the worst.
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A fine looking porn star who I wouldnรขยยt mind getting down and dirty with. She has a Snapchat account where she frequently posts videos of herself dancing in her underwear and sometimes sheรขยยs completely naked.
I watched one of Trinity St. Clairรขยยs videos on pornhub and got an instant boner. I came within seconds.
An hilariously awful movie from the early 2000s. Seriously how the fuck was this travesty the #1 movie in America? Truly shows you how shallow the human race is. Seriously don't ever watch this steaming piece of shit. If you do, you'll be praying to and begging the gods above to somehow get that tormentous hour and a half of your life back. If you go to a store that sells movies and you see it on the shelves, burn every single copy they have. If you see anyone watching it, do them a favor and put them out of their misery. DO. NOT. WATCH. THIS. MOVIE. EVER!
Going through a pile of movies and You Got Served appears.
Me: Oh no! It's You Got Served! Quick! We need to burn it before it reproduces!
I grab a blowtorch and the copy of You Got Served gets incinerated. That's one less DVD that will poison impressionable minds.
The most badass pro wrestler in AEW and don't you forget it! The current AEW champion, he'll kick your ass sideways and send you straight into retirement.
Cody Rhodes wishes he was as awesome as Chris Jericho
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Along with Coach, the most useless character in Left 4 Dead 2.
Rochelle wearing a Depeche Mode shirt I'll bet the bitch has never even heard one of their songs.
At the end of the campaign, Nick and Ellis have made it safely on the chopper while Coach got devoured by a smoker and Rochelle was raped by a hunter.
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a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind tapping over and over.
I walked into my bedroom last night and saw sydney sweeney in my bed taking her clothes off. Before I knew it we were going to town.
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