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Side Daddy

Something only cheating whores have. If you have a "side daddy" then you deserve the gas chambers.

Whore: I have a Side Daddy!
Dude she was trying to court: nope. Fuck this shit im out

by xaneks July 11, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty decade

When nine people have sex with on woman. Three of them have they're dicks in her vag, three in the asshole and three dicks in her mouth at the same time. Mostly performed by the french, germans, and brazilians.

Ben: Holy shit dude, did you see that dirty decade on the live stream last night?

Jerry: No I had work you lucky bastard

Ben: I thought it was nasty as fuck bro

Jerry: I would totally join in on that dude. that shit is hot

Ben: Different strokes for different folks I guess

Jerry: Strokes. Lol

by xaneks September 25, 2014

27๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Names section on urban dictionary

Pure cancer of urban dictionary. Despite it BEING AGAINST THE ToS people STILL use it as their edgy little burn book and a place to narccistically promote themselves and someone they are trying to get laid by. It's also the very reason that urban dictionary is so damned watered down these days with unfunny content. We have seen the slippery slope happen with urban dictionary and the names section is the cancer behind it

The Names section on urban dictionary is pure cancer

by xaneks January 12, 2016

47๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Girlfriend bomb

When a female friend (or otherwise) askes you out and you tell them you have a girlfriend

Johnny dropped the Girlfriend bomb on that fucking gold digger

by xaneks September 20, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


corn snake

Slang for small penis. Think about it, if a big penis is considered an anachonda then wouldnt a small penis be a corn snake?

Also every man that uses the names section of urban dictionary has a corn snake

Nigga no hoe is gonna want that lil ass corn snake.

by xaneks May 18, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


trumparoma

A word invented by a brainless shitlery supporter

Shitlery supporter: HURRR DURRR I SURE CANT WAIT FOR THAT trumparoma TO FILL THE SWAMP DURR DURR DURRRRRR

*shitlery supporter is thrown into mental institution for not accepting how democracy works and wanting a democrat only gov*

by xaneks December 5, 2016

35๐Ÿ‘ 975๐Ÿ‘Ž