Android

A mobile phone OS engineered by Google to make consumers believe they have something which is cooler than an iPhone.

This illusion is actually an effect of a deep-seated bitterness that is brought about an inability to purchase a more expensive and flashy iPhone.

Guy 1: Dude, is that the new phone your parents bought you?

Guy 2: Hell yeah! It runs on Android OS which is 10x more functional and COOLER than the iPhone! My parents are the best!

Guy 1: Oh yeah? Well check out this new iPhone 4 my parents bought me!

Guy 2: *Cries and runs away*

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