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When a guy slams two girls at one time in a hotel bathroom the night of their collective prom.
When his friends found out he pulled off a 307 at the Holiday Inn, they knew he'd walk the halls a little bit prouder the rest of his high school career.
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Another word for root beer, usually used by a person who doesn't drink after a person who does drink says they could go for a brewski (beer).
Jason- "Man, I could really go for a brewski right now."
Matt- "I sure could go for a root brewski"
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Like the reverse cowgirl, but while doing reverse pushups.
Zach Statler: I gave that girl a sick grumpy cowboy last night, it was so good she made me wear a cowboy hat and boots.
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A girl who has never actually had sex, but has done everything else a plethora of times.
"This bitch is one dirty virgin slut. She's had more fingers in her than a house bowling ball."
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Boobs so big, they're god-like in size.
Guy 1: "Look at those chesticles. Those things have to be at least double E's"
Guy 2: "For sure. That bitch ha some titan titties!
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When a guy has sex for so long that the only way to stop him is either the inability to get a hard on, or the literal snapping of his meat hammer.
Guy 1: "Damn, Jake's been in there with that girl for a looooong time."
Guy 2: "I know, 48 hours is ridiculous, he must be pokin till it's broken!"
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A man who has never put his penis into a peehole.
Tyler Albee is a gay ass peehole virgin.
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