beer baron

Noun. A person who is highly skilled in the robbing, heisting, or transporting of any type of beer. In the 1920s the term "beer baron" referred to bootleggers. the new age beer baron is simply known for heisting and supplying large sums of people with beer, weather it be a party, kickback, or any celebration, if the beer baron is involved, everyone around him will be shitfaced.

EX 1: Shit dude, did you see the beer baron walk out of the store with 4 cases of beer?

EX 2: The beer baron is so badass that store workers don't even attempt to stop him!!

EX 3: Is that an alcoholic? is that a paying customer? NO! its the BEER BARON! DUNDUNDUN!

EX 4: I hear the beer baron gets re constructive face surgery every 5 years so the cops don't find him.

EX 5: Fcuk yeah, the beer baron just showed up to our party, now we can get wasted.

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